I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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