Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just gargled with NyQuil
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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