god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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