Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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