Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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