1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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