We're like a lot better than the average bears
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised