I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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