Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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