You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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