I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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