I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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