ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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