what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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