so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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