I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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