I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
too bad you live with your parents still
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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