he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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