It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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