Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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