My friends, they love my intelligence
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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