the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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