I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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