He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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