let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Randomize
