does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
