i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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