I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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