I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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