It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Randomize
