I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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