I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I looked at my own cervix.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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