i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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