nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
