You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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