yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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