This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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