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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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