everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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