yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Someone signed my nipple.
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