Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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