Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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