I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Also, beer. Big fan.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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