I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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