just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the day after is always just damage control
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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