we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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