ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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