don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No subtext here. People are naked.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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