Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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