If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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