It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I have aggressive nipples.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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