I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize