Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Randomize
