a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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