why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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