Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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