i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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