I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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